Ever try to find the old white tip "strike on anything" matches? Drug labs need the phosphorus from the tips, so you can't find them any more. Only "strike on box" matches are available, and the box usually wears out well before 1/2 of the matches are used.
OK, so I'll grab one of those butane micro torches. But I can't find them anywhere
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Finally my wife asks about one. It turns out that the crack and heroin users love them! All the torches are locked up in the electronics department.
Not even visible!
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We must have a real problem around here, since there were none of the micro torches available
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It is bad enough when you have a cold , and have to seek the manager's permission to buy one capsule that MIGHT contain pseudo ephedrine, now they have taken fire away from us!
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