The Lone Ranger and Tonto walk into a bar...

Post by **HenryJ** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:16 am

...and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, KemoSabe," and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your injun runnin".

kwalsh · Post by **kwalsh** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:29 pm

Post by **Walt** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:04 pm

That's a pretty good one.

Post by **HenryJ** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:58 pm

I thought so too

Do you know how to catch a Polar Bear?

You need an ice saw and a can of peas. Walk out onto a frozen lake and saw a hole in the ice. Carefully place the peas one inch apart all around the edge of the hole. Now hide close by.
When the Polar Bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

snocat1 · Post by **snocat1** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:41 pm